Roses Are Red, And I'm Farting Fred Paperback Book

Fred doesn’t want to get up. Mainly because it’s a holiday he doesn’t like, but also because the girl next door insists on a kiss. He soon finds himself running away but not before visiting all the beautiful landmarks in the world.

Our gas carries us
Up the Eiffel Tower.
Then past the Arc de Triomphe
With full fart power.

Hello, Leaning Tower of Pisa!
And Goodbye!
There’s Buckingham Palace
As we fly by.

8.5"x8.5" heavyweight paperback