Poppy the Pooting Panda is a normal panda bear except she has an exceptionally large amount of gas...
My name is Poppy the Pooting Panda.
I like to think I’m pretty smart.
Though every time I try to eat,
I poot and toot and fart.
I love bamboo shoots,
It is my favorite food.
But pooting while you’re eating
Is often seen as rude.
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